House Bill 3141 would ban pineapple on pizza across Pennsylvania — with $500-per-slice fines for pizzerias. In this economy. We're the campaign saying absolutely not. Vote NO on HB 3141.
They're calling it the “Pizza Purity Act.” We've read all 47 pages so you don't have to. Here's the damage:
Makes pineapple illegal as a pizza topping in every restaurant, food truck and cafeteria in Pennsylvania.
$500 per slice served. A single family-size Hawaiian could cost your local pizzeria $4,000. For fruit.
Creates a “Topping Enforcement Bureau” with the power to inspect sauces, audit menus and confiscate contraband chunks.
Repeat offenders get restricted to plain cheese for 12 months. Plain. Cheese. For a year.
How much would YOUR habit cost under HB 3141? Drag the slider. Face the math.
Pro Pineapple isn't about making you order Hawaiian. It's about who decides what goes on your pie: you, or Harrisburg.
Your pizza, your rules. The government's job ends where your crust begins.
Family shops shouldn't need a compliance officer to serve a Hawaiian. Menu audits are not a vibe.
Sweet + salty + acid is the entire point of flavor. Ham and pineapple is chemistry, not a crime.
Today pineapple. Tomorrow mushrooms. Next year, anchovy lovers (all nine of them). Eventually: just bread.
Add what you love. Then see what Harrisburg thinks about it. (Toppings are non-partisan. Except one, apparently.)
*Names real, people fictional, feelings extremely real.
I've been putting pineapple on pizza for twenty years. Come and take it.
I don't even like pineapple pizza. I just really hate being told what to do.
The ham needs its partner. The people need their pizza. It's that simple.
From Philly corner joints to Pocono pie shacks — nobody wants a Topping Enforcement Bureau in their kitchen. Proud founding members of the Crust-ade:
*Founding members are fictional — Pro Pineapple is a training-simulation campaign, and we don't list real businesses without their written permission. Run a real PA pizzeria and want in if this ever goes live? Raise your hand here or DM @pro.pineapple.
Add your pizzeriaTen kinds of people are fighting for topping freedom. Five questions to find your unit.
Knock doors. Text voters. Hand out stickers like confetti. Defend Hawaiian pizza at your own family dinner. Every slice of help counts.
Zero experience needed — we'll train you. Snacks provided. (Guess which.)
Your first mission briefing is on its way. Until then: practice saying “my pizza, my choice” in a calm but firm voice.